IF MY SON WERE GAY

Tasmiah Azad

If my son were gay
I’d slap him
With a nice high five
Because coming out to your papa
Takes more courage than most men do.
If my son were gay
I’d kick him out of the house
Because why waste June watching movies
When there are more sports to be played
And just cause he likes kissing boys
Doesn’t mean he can’t kick them too.
If my son were gay
I’d make fun of the pink shirt he wears
Because those heels don’t
match the shirt.
If my son were gay
I would beat the hell out of him
Because he said he was better than me
in Clash of Clans.
If my son were gay
I would call him douche
Only because he ate
the last vanilla ice cream meant for me.
If my son were gay
I would tell him to be proud
Because your humanity makes you human
Not your gender .
If my son were gay
Nothing would change at all
Except 10 years from now
I would be expecting a handsome son-in-law.

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Jinti Sarmah
Jinti Sarmah
5 months ago

 

Sanjib Saikia
Sanjib Saikia
5 months ago

Too good!